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Things men don't know about women:)
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
8:24 PM♥♥
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1. Before you accuse a woman of being bitchy, walk a mile in her shoes. Her pointy-toed, high-heeled, impossibly uncomfortable shoes.- I agree!:D
2. One more thing about the shoes: Most of them hurt too much to wear for too long. So, yes, we really do need that many pairs. (And, accordingly, you need us to have them.)- Haha. True true!:D
3. Sometimes we love you way more than we love ourselves.-Yes i do Dan.>:P
4. The smell of sweat is sexy within reason. Nuzzling your neck when you come home from the gym: sexy. Getting trapped in your armpit after you've played eighteen holes in 90 degree heat: not sexy.-I still love you dan!:P
5. Intimacy is the greatest foreplay. It's the twentyfour-hour game.
6. You can never give us too many sincere compliments. To be honest, you can never give too many exaggerated ones, either.
7. Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends.[--,] no comment.:D
8. Since we let you inside of us, we care a lot about where you've been.
9. It isn't our period that's making us moody; it's you.-Nononono, its PMS! *looks innocent*
10. Knowing that you love us makes us strong.-Awww. Yes it does.:)
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1. If you tell us that playing Halo 2 improves the dexterity of your fingers, you'd better be able to prove it.-Haha.:D
2. We think Porsches are as overrated and superficial as men who drive SUVs but don't know how to shift them into fourwheel drive. 3. Watching football for three hours on a Sunday is sufficiently masculine. Watching football for nine hours is obsessive and weird. 4. When you are dancing with a woman, know how to lead. When you are intimate, know how to touch. 5. Chivalry does not emasculate you or make you our bitch.-MHM!:D
6. Drink milk from a glass and beer from a bottle. (For better beer-drinking tips, observe carefully the sexy two-finger hold used by Jeff Bridges in Against All Odds.) 7. Some of us would very much prefer the little black box from Chrome Hearts rather than the usual blue one from Tiffany's. Translation: Don't underestimate our edge! 8. Grooming you is our biological proclivity. Squeezing, plucking, clipping, trimming—all these activities are ways of showing we love you. Embrace the love.- Hunny. MUST READ.:D
9. If, while driving, you check yourself out in the rearview more than you look at us, we'll never get in another car with you. 10. Laughter and listening: These are the two bridges between your planet and ours. Do both with us often and we'll love you like crazy.-You got this love.:D Love you like crazy.:)
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